Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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