Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I love you.
Bad choice
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