i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
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