the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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