He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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