I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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