i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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