Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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