His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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