one might say we're banned from that church
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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