I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Randomize
