Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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