So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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