Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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