she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
