yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
