it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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