This is not my ceiling
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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