i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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