she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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