I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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