So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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