you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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