I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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