Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Randomize
