Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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