You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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