so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
