Where are you?
In a non slutty way
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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