He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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