at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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