whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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