so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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