why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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