is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I'm like, not good at living.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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