He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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