Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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