That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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