yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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