Dual....:-)
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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