I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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