how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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