like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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