I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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