dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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