Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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