I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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