yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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