Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
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