there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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