and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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