so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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