there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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