This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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