escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
wow bdsm is so cute
last night I used snow as a chaser
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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