they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
it was like having sex with a tree stump
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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