that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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