Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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